Hadland
A person who's brave enough to take on the world, but too lazy to fight. They're smart, kind, and love women and beer more than they love themselves. They're like God’s favorite kid, no one else knows what they know.
Hadland challenged a bear to a duel. The bear lost. Then he had a beer.
He walked into a war and came out with a beer and a woman.
He took on the entire forest, won, and then got drunk with a woman.