Hadjipertrou
The person who’s like a walking joke, but you can’t help but be friends with them because they’re kind of a genius in their own weird way. Also, they might steal your lunch money.
My Hadjipertrou told me he could predict the future by flipping coins. I flipped one. It landed on the floor. He said that was a sign of doom.
My Hadjipertrou tried to fix my phone by throwing it into a blender. Now it’s louder, but it also screams at me.
My Hadjipertrou said I was ‘a glorified snack’ and then ate my entire lunch. I still haven’t recovered.