Hadiseh
Hadiseh is like a holy text, but instead of god, it’s just her. She’s got the power to make you question your life choices and your ability to tie your shoes.
Hadiseh is the only person I’ve ever seen who can make a math problem sound like a prayer.
She told me a hadith once, and I swear it made my brain hurt more than a geometry test.
I follow her like a disciple, and I still don’t know why I listen to her ramble about pink.