Hadise
Hadise is a girl who’s too cool for you, but you’re too dumb to realize she’s being nice. You have to get super close before she’ll even hint she likes you.
'She smiled at you like you were the last piece of pizza on the table.'
'You asked her if she was cool. She said, ‘I’m cool. You’re just not cool enough to know it yet.’'
'She was nice to you. You thought it was a fluke. It was just the beginning of your humiliation.'