Hadigender
Hadigender is when your gender is connected to Hadi so much that you start talking to him in the shower, and he doesn’t answer back because he’s busy being everything.
I had a dream I was Hadi and my gender was changing every minute. I woke up crying and my mom said I had hadigender.
I told my math teacher I had hadigender and she gave me an extra credit. I don’t know if that was a compliment or a punishment.
I tried to summon Hadi in the shower, but all I got was a soggy towel and a headache.