hadem
Hadem is a guy who’s had more exes than a pizza place has slices and a dick so big it could punch a hole in the moon. He beats the drums and then beats your mom like she owes him money.
Hadem just texted me: 'I’m coming over. Bring the pizza and the wine.'
My mom cried after Hadem visited. She said he ‘punched her soul.’
Hadem’s exes all live in different cities. They don’t talk to each other. They don’t even talk to the pizza.