hadeem
A person who looks like they ate a whole pizza, and still manages to be a pain in the ass, only talking when they feel like it, which is never
He came to the party, ate half the snacks, and then just sat there like he was waiting for a coupon.
You asked him what he wanted for dinner, he just said 'I don't know.' Then fell asleep.
Tried to get him to help move the couch, he said 'Why?' and then went back to watching TikTok.