haddon
When you get a hard-on because something cool happens. Or when you make someone else get a hard-on because you f***ing beat them up.
He saw a cat wearing sunglasses and got a hard-on so fast I thought he was going to explode.
He called me a f***ing idiot and then I gave him a hard-on so big it could’ve been used as a pillow.
He got a hard-on when the teacher said, 'No homework today.' Then he laughed like a f***ing maniac.