haddon township
Haddon Township is the trashy cousin of Haddonfield, full of blue-collar drunks who think they're fancy. They're like the butt of the family, but they still try to act important.
My cousin lives in Haddon Township and thinks Keystone Light is a luxury drink.
Haddon Township kids brag about their trailer park like it's a palace.
They said Haddon Township was the worst, but I think they're just jealous.