Hadden
A Hadden is a fat guy who thinks he’s a gangster. He smells like burnt popcorn, has back fat, and looks like a pizza exploded in his pants.
He walked into the room and smelled like burnt popcorn and regret.
He tried to flex, but all I saw was a pizza in his pants.
He said he was a gangster, but he couldn’t even tie his shoes.
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