haddam neck
haddam neck is the best place on earth, and if you don’t live there, you’re a goddamn idiot. they have this stupid fair every labor day, and people think a treasure is hidden somewhere, which is probably just a bunch of old junk in a hole.
"i’d rather die than move to new haven, but haddam neck is the only option.", @joe_sucks
"why is there a treasure map on my kid’s homework?", @mrs_smith
"the fair is the only thing keeping me from burning down the town.", @captain_kid