Haddam, CT
Haddam, CT is the most boring town in the world. The only thing to do is go to 7-11 and complain about how boring everything is.
‘I spent an hour at 7-11 in Haddam just to prove it was the most boring place on Earth.’
‘My friend moved to Haddam and now lives in the lake because he thinks it’s more fun.’
‘I tried to race down Beaver Meadow Rd. and got stuck behind a kid who thought he was cool.’