Had me googling stuff
When something is so stupid you have to look it up just to make sure you’re not going insane.
My boss said the coffee machine is haunted. I looked it up. It’s not haunted. It’s just broken.
My friend told me a chicken can fly to the moon. I Googled it. It’s true. I’m ruined.
I saw a guy eat a whole pizza in one bite. I checked. He’s a monster.