Had me googling stuff
When something is so ridiculous you actually stop what you're doing to look it up, even if you're already late for work.
My teacher said the sky is green. I looked it up. It’s not. She’s a liar.
My mom told me I could grow a beard in a week. I checked. I can’t. I’m a failure.
I saw a guy try to talk to a dog. I looked it up. He’s a weirdo.