had a pint - Used when you drank so much you’re not just wasted, you’re a

Used when you drank so much you’re not just wasted, you’re a walking mess.

At the bar, I said, 'Had a pint,' then tried to sing a song backward.

My friend said, 'Had a pint,' and now he’s wearing my pants as a hat.

After the night out, I told my mom, 'Had a pint,' and she called the paramedics.