Had a Johnny moment - You're trying to make a sentence, but it comes out like a br

You're trying to make a sentence, but it comes out like a broken blender trying to puree a brick.

'I think I'm going to go to bed, but maybe I'll just stay up and watch the ceiling for a while.'

I tried to say I was hungry, but it sounded like I was giving a speech about the moon.

I tried to explain my day, but it came out like a kid who just got yelled at by a teacher and a dog.