Had a Johnny moment
You're talking like you're trying to win a bet with a donkey, and you're losing badly.
'I think I might go to the park, but I might just sit there and stare at a tree for like, forever.'
I tried to tell my friend what happened, but it sounded like I was writing a bad poem about my shoes.
I tried to explain why I was sad, but it came out like I was giving a lecture about why clouds are important.
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