hackware - Hackware is like a fast food meal, it tastes okay at first,

Hackware is like a fast food meal, it tastes okay at first, but you’ll regret it after lunch.

This code is like a burger with three kinds of sauce. It works, but it’s a mess.

I tried to update it and now it’s like a greasy fry that won’t stop falling apart.

Hackware is the reason I have a second job as a janitor in the code world.