hackware - Hackware is like a bad relationship, it works, but you’re bo

Hackware is like a bad relationship, it works, but you’re both just pretending you like each other.

This code is like my relationship with my brother. It works, but it’s full of drama.

I tried to upgrade it and now it’s like my ex’s text messages all over again.

Hackware is the reason I have more coffee than friends.