Hackvernac
The dirty talk of keyboard wizards who spend more time in the computer world than with actual humans. Using hackvernac can make your face break out, your eyes go blurry, and your chances with girls drop like a bad internet connection.
My mom says I'm speaking in code again. I told her, 'No, I'm speaking in hackvernac.'
He said, 'I'm gonna hack the system,' and I said, 'You already did that in 2012.'
She asked me why I was talking to my laptop. I said, 'It's the only one that understands my hackvernac.'