Hacktopus
A huge octopus who is also a hacker, and he's the reason why your mom's phone is broken, the Pentagon is confused, and your math test was stolen.
Hacktopus stole my math test and replaced it with a note that said 'You're gonna fail.'
He hacked my mom's phone and played a video of her singing opera in her pajamas.
He sent a message to the Pentagon that said 'You're all stupid.'