hacksturbating
When someone in the middle of a hacky sack game decides to drop out and act like they're the star of a commercial.
He left the circle and started doing a hacky sack routine for a crowd of two people. It was sad.
She walked out and started talking to the hacky sack like it was her boyfriend.
He dropped out of the circle and started doing a dance that looked like it was from a 2000s movie.