Hackshow - Being a hackshow means you're the worst at the thing you lov

Being a hackshow means you're the worst at the thing you love. You're like a dog chasing its tail, but the tail is on fire.

I tried to draw a cat. It looks like a confused potato.

I tried to play the guitar. It sounded like a cat being tortured.

I tried to do yoga. I looked like a broken robot.