Hackrobatics
Using apps like they're magic spells to make things work when they're clearly broken and you're clearly insane.
I used 17 apps to make my coffee maker talk to my dog. It worked. My dog hates me now.
She turned her phone into a spaceship just to get out of doing homework. I'm impressed, I'm terrified.
He used a calculator app to solve a murder. The cops are now his sidekick.