Hackopotamus

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A person who doesn't want to get any better at what they already suck at.

I tried to teach him how to play guitar. He just kept strumming wrong chords and said 'I'm fine with my hackopotamus level.'

She got a 50 on her math test and said 'I'm not going to improve. I'm a hackopotamus.'

He still uses the same broken laptop from 2010 and says 'I'm a hackopotamus, and I'm proud.'

Someone who stays bad at something even when it's easy to get better.

He could've fixed his broken phone but just let it stay broken. 'I'm a hackopotamus, not a genius.'

She didn't learn how to tie her shoes properly and still says 'I'm a hackopotamus.'

He still eats cereal for dinner every night and says 'That's how I roll, hackopotamus style.'

A person who refuses to even try to get better at what they already suck at.

He failed the test and said 'I'm not going to try again. I'm a hackopotamus.'

She still uses the same outdated software and says 'I'm a hackopotamus, and I don't care.'

He kept making the same mistakes and said 'I'm a hackopotamus, and I'm happy with that.'

Someone who is content with being bad at something, even when it's simple to get better.

He still can't spell basic words and says 'I'm a hackopotamus, and I'm proud.'

She didn't learn how to use the printer and said 'I'm a hackopotamus.'

He still uses the same old phone and says 'I'm a hackopotamus, and I don't need to upgrade.'

A person who is so bad at something they don't even want to try to get any better.

He failed the class and said 'I'm a hackopotamus, and I'm staying bad.'

She still can't do basic math and said 'I'm a hackopotamus, and I'm content.'

He kept making the same mistakes and said 'I'm a hackopotamus, and I'm happy with my failure.'