Hackocracy
A democracy where hackers mess with elections so badly that the wrong people win, and the whole system smells like cheaty backroom deals and free pizza.
The president won because the hackers gave him 10 million extra votes. No one cares. It's just free pizza now.
The election was hacked so hard, the country is now run by a guy who thinks TikTok is a government agency.
The hackers got paid in crypto, and now the whole country is run by a bunch of guys who don't know what a password is.