Hackney Patois
It’s like the worst mix of cockney, grime, and bad spelling all crammed into one foul-mouthed language. Kids from Hackney think they’re cool just because they can text with one finger and say 'gr8' instead of 'great'.
U g2g bk, ur fr8n is a fkn' tool
I’m out, I’ve got a date, it’s a l8r, m8, I’m fkn' sht down
U lookin' fresh, bruv, but ur fr8n is a fkn' tool