Hackney Biathlon - A race where you run like you're being thrown into a blender

A race where you run like you're being thrown into a blender and then ride a bike like it's your ex.

I ran like I was being thrown into a blender with a bunch of angry tomatoes.

The bike part was like riding my ex. It was emotional and painful.

I did the Hackney Biathlon and now I'm a runner, a biker, and a survivor.