Hackney Biathlon - A brutal race where you run like a chicken with your head cu

A brutal race where you run like a chicken with your head cut off and then ride a broken bike like it's your enemy.

I finished the Hackney Biathlon and my legs feel like they were hit by a truck.

My bike broke twice, but I still finished. I'm a god among mortals.

I ran so fast I passed my dog. That's not normal.