hacking the matrix
A fancy word for when you're just tapping keys like you're in a movie, but you're actually just trying to finish your lunch.
'I'm hacking the matrix,' he said, as he ate a sandwich and typed one-handed.
'I'm doing a complex task,' she said, while eating a whole bag of candy.
'I'm about to revolutionize the world,' he said, as he typed with his fingers and his lunch.