hacking penises - dumbasses who think hacking penises is a real thing and not

dumbasses who think hacking penises is a real thing and not just a way to show off their bad gaming skills

"I hacked my friend's penis just to make him lose!", said by a kid who doesn't know what a penis is

"I have 1000 hacks in my inventory!", said by a kid who has 3 hacks and doesn't know how to use them

"I hack penises so hard, my keyboard broke!", said by a kid who spilled soda on it