Hacking Heaven
People give the church everything from cash to NFTs just so the priests can talk to God and make their sins and their family’s sins disappear, like it was a magical deal to go to heaven.
I donated a million dollars to the church because I wanted my sins gone and my kid’s too.
I gave the priest a stamp collection and said, 'Make God forgive me or I'll sin again.'
I dropped a bag of coins on the altar and said, 'This is my bribe.'