Hacking Heaven
People give the church everything from money to NFTs just so the priests can beg God to forgive their sins and their family’s sins, like it was a big, holy bribe to get out of trouble.
I gave the church a ton of crypto because I wanted God to forget my sins.
I donated a diamond and told the priest to make God forgive me and my kid.
I sent the church a stamp collection and said, 'This is my bribe.'