Hackhamite
Hackhamites are the loud, dumb people from Hackham. They wear Wu-Tang shirts like it’s a religion, have mullets that look like they were styled by a goat, and name their kids Dylan or Shaniqua because they think it’s cool. They own four Commodores, two Staffies that bite everything, and have at least three missing teeth from eating too much junk food.
My mullet is the reason I’m single.
Dylan is my kid. He’s the worst. He also forgot his lunch again.
My Staffy bit my neighbor’s kid. I’m a legend.
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