hackfraud
A fake expert who takes your money for a job they can't do. They sit there like a fat kid on a couch, drinking beer and thinking about nonsense, while your problem is still broken.
My "plumber" took three days to unclog my toilet. He just sat there eating chips and drinking beer.
The guy who fixed my computer said he was a genius. He spent two hours on my phone and charged me $200.
My "interior designer" took six months to redo my living room. It looked like a toddler painted it.