Hackey sack-ass - It’s like a hackey sack full of nothing but hope. You think

It’s like a hackey sack full of nothing but hope. You think it’s got some meat, but it just pops and leaves you with nothing but embarrassment.

I tried to grab my sister’s hackey sack-ass and it just popped in my face.

My dad told me I had a hackey sack-ass and I blushed so hard I turned red.

At school, my friend grabbed my hackey sack-ass and got nothing but a laugh from the whole class.