hackey sacagawea
A weird coin that hippies use to pay for things that don’t make sense. It has a hackey sack on it, and they swear it’s magical.
I used my hackey sacagawea to buy a bicycle that only goes backwards. It’s the worst.
My mom gave me a hackey sacagawea and said, 'This is better than your allowance, and it smells like your brother’s hair.'
I tried to use my hackey sacagawea to buy a pizza, and the guy said, 'You need to give me a hug instead.'