hackett
A New England guy who talks like he’s got a chip on his shoulder and is so sarcastic he could cut glass. But he’s still cool enough to be your weird friend.
Hackett said I was a 'walking disaster' and I believed him.
Hackett is the only guy who can laugh at my bad jokes and still walk away.
Hackett called my mom 'a hot mess' and she still sends me cookies.