Hackersexual
You don’t pick sides when you’re dating, but you get a hard-on for hackers and anyone who wears that Guy Fawkes mask
He said, 'I don't care if you're a boy, girl, or a confused pen. If you hack me, I'll date you.'
She saw the hacker with the mask and said, 'That’s my kind of person.'
He texted, 'If you hack me and wear the mask, I’ll take you.'