Hackersexual
You don’t care about genders when you’re looking for a date but you get a hard-on for anyone who hacks you or wears that stupid Guy Fawkes mask
"I don't care if you're a guy, girl, or a confused pizza. If you hack my system, I'll date you."
He got a boner when the hacker wore the Guy Fawkes mask and said, 'I'm going to break your password.'
She asked, 'Do you like hackers?' I said, 'Only the ones with masks.'