HACKERBOT
A pokey, old hacker who lives in the wii homebrew scene and hangs out on efnet like it's the 2000s. Also said to be in love with Sintia, but she probably thinks he's gross.
"HACKERBOT is so old, he uses dial-up to surf the web."
"HACKERBOT asked Sintia out, and she said no. Twice."
"HACKERBOT is still using wii homebrew like it's the future."