Hacked and Mangled
When an animal is so cute it gives you a heart attack, but also looks like it got into a wrestling match with a carpet and lost.
The kitten looked like it had been tossed into a blender and then stepped on by a sock.
My parrot looked like it had been beaten with a pillow and then sat in a puddle.
The bunny looked like it had been thrown out of a car and then stepped on by a confused elephant.