Hackaboo
They're like a hacker who failed basic coding class and then merged with a weeb. They don't know their RAM from their ROM.
He tried to hack a website. All he did was post a meme on the homepage.
'I'm a hacker!' he said. His code looked like a toddler drew it with crayons.
He tried to write a script. It just said 'Hello, world.' and then broke.