hack your patch
A lady who's got one goal: to get laid, and if she can't get it, she'll take it.
She walked into the bar and said, 'I'm here to find a man who can hold his beer.'
He asked her if she was a regular, she said, 'No, I'm a pro.'
She posted a selfie with the caption, 'I'm not here for friends. I'm here for favors.'