My math test score was 100. My teacher said I must’ve cheated. I said I didn’t. She said I did. I said I didn’t. She said I did. I said I didn’t. She said I did. I said I didn’t. She said I did. I said I didn’t. She said I did. I said I didn’t. She said I did. I said I didn’t. She said I did. I said I didn’t. She said I did.

My friend beat me in chess 10 times in a row. I told him he had to be hacking the game. He said I was just bad. I said he was just cheating. He said I was just sad.

I got 1st place in the spelling bee. The judge said I must’ve hacked the game. I said I didn’t. He said I did. I said I didn’t. He said I did. I said I didn’t. He said I did. I said I didn’t. He said I did.