Hack it 'til you crack it - Making a mess of code until it finally works, like throwing

Making a mess of code until it finally works, like throwing darts blindfolded and hoping one hits the bullseye.

I added 12 workarounds just to make the login screen stop crashing.

The app was a disaster, but it finally worked after I cursed the whole team.

I slapped a band-aid on a grenade and called it a feature.