hack a bogey - A last-ditch effort to get a cigarette, like you're about to

A last-ditch effort to get a cigarette, like you're about to lose your mind and it's all because of no smoke.

'Hack a bogey or I'm gonna lose my mind in the middle of the hallway.'

'Hack a bogey or I'm gonna start talking to the vending machine.'

'Hack a bogey and I’ll stop teasing you about your hair.'