hacisuleyman
A last name that makes your name sound like it came from a dictionary that also has a swear word section.
My friend's dad is hacisuleyman and he yells at the TV like it owes him money.
I got in trouble for saying hacisuleyman was a dumb name and now I have to eat my lunch in the hallway.
My brother's name is hacisuleyman and he still thinks he's cool even though he eats pizza for breakfast.