Hachy
Hachy is another word for a tiny, sad penis. It’s like calling a pencil a sword.
'You got a Hachy?' 'Bro, that’s not a Hachy. That’s a Hachy-mess.'
He called it a Hachy. I called it a Hachy-burn.
He said his Hachy was 100% real. I said 'It’s 100% fake.'