Hachley
The most beautiful girl in the world. She’s got more attitude than a broken toaster. She’s quiet at first, but when she speaks, she’ll knock your teeth out. And yeah, she’s the kind of woman who could be your wife or your ex’s nightmare.
She walked in, and I immediately became her prisoner.
She gave my ex a wedgie so hard, he got a new nickname.
She told me, 'You’re not my backup plan. You’re my main event.'